Soil mix

Vance Wood said:

There ya go! There is nothing like having support from people that are there and do for themselves what it is you need to learn. I have met Scott and I believe he knows what he is doing.

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Waltron said:

I haven't met Scott, but I also believe he knows what he is talking about.

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sorce said:

Legos!

1 part green 1x1 Legos...
1 part corn cob....
1 part whatever that shit Anthony sprinkles on top of his soil!
1 part 8822..
1 part charcoal from an old fish tank filter
1 part bark from an old snake tank
1 park some of Meehan's mix that they put those little plants I got in....
That's a bitchin ass soil!
I think it's 1 part Turface.
1 part Turface.
1 Part dingleberries from the famed pink thong.
1 part fresh bark shipped in from Wireme.
(till Canada gets shut out right SKB?)
1 part British teeth.
1 part 1\8in crumbles from Trumps wall.
(scraped from the Mexican side!)
1 part C hairs.
1 part smashed Fucking "peace" rock.
1 part nuclear fallout. (great white myc subsitute)
1 part crumpled home depot receipts from all the shit trees I never should have bought.
1 part of the tennis turf stuff real bonsai guys use. (baseball for US.)
1 part loam, cuz who doesn't like saying that word!
1 part Akadama to keep you fucks happy.
1 part pumice from Fredman cuz his is just better....he's Fredman! It's NZ!
1 part African Blood Diamonds...cut the shit.
1 part klinkers. (south Africa)
1 part US klinkers. (unflushable)
1 part of Anything Dorian can haul in that big Ass Truck!
1 part anything gifted by an AAC member cuz we rock!
1 part the needles Adair littered the floor with at Boon's. (till he tells me Boon don't let needles hit the floor, or you get lashed with God Knows what, maybe the trowel?)
1 part Fafards Potting mix.
0 part shit from Atrox's yard.
1 part OhioHusband toenails.
1 part Foemina needles.
1 part rust flakes from Detroit Steel.
1 part an entire ground down Aml1014 tree.
1 part of pieces from any non-bonsai dish that has been drilled through, say, in five minutes?!
1 part Sawgrass' Hat.
1 part materialized Clinton "fake".
1 part Bin Ladens ground left ankle bone.
1 part Bigfoot remnants.

You gotta put a lotta water on it!

Sorce

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MrBeto said:

Hello guys ! I'm looking to buy some soil mix for my juniper. Any recommendations ?

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