Wife gets a swimming pool, I get the wisteria

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Scott, this will make you jealous. I found the photo of us collecting the wisteria. You have to trade a swimming pool for a wisteria; Hmm... I put my wife to work digging the wisteria! ;););)

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Here are some pictures of mine. First couple are as collected in fall 2010 (time flies, didn't realize that was six years ago), second from spring of 2014 where you can see the extent of the rotted trunk that Zach described.
I concur with everything Zach and Mcpesq have said about rot. That has been my experience too with larger collected wisteria. You could lose SUBSTANTIAL portions of the trunk over time--cleaning out the already-punky wood doesn't really do much to prevent that. Die back from the base, on up the trunk can continue for years until the plant stabilizes itself. I've seen it time and again on larger (over 6" to 24" diameter) collected vines.

The good news is that if left to grow strongly for a few years, you can shorten that time and begin the process of pushing new wood over the rot and dieback. However, that means sacrificing flowering for growth. Hard pruning right out of the box to encourage flowers will like encourage more dieback...
 

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Scott, this will make you jealous. I found the photo of us collecting the wisteria. You have to trade a swimming pool for a wisteria; Hmm... I put my wife to work digging the wisteria! ;););)

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I am jealous. I should've aske my wife to dig it for me too if she wanted a pool. Once again, I'm the student and you're the teacher. I have a lot to learn!

Scott
 

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I am jealous. I should've aske my wife to dig it for me too if she wanted a pool. Once again, I'm the student and you're the teacher. I have a lot to learn!

Scott
She helped digging one tree but I had to mow the yard for the rest of the year. :(
 

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Well. The swimming pool is done and the wisteria lives. Should be fun once I get my head around what 20' of growth a season means for bonsai.

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Scott, that smaller section of the pool in the foreground...if you were to drain it and fill it with Shiners and ice, how long could we sit there watching the bikini pool service dip the leaves while we try to determining which grows faster, the trident maple or the wisteria?
 

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Scott, that smaller section of the pool in the foreground...if you were to drain it and fill it with Shiners and ice, how long could we sit there watching the bikini pool service dip the leaves while we try to determining which grows faster, the trident maple or the wisteria?

Not enough information. How fast can you drink a Shiner?
 

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Hey Scott, did you have any dieback at the base of the trunk? I've heard that large Wisteria can do that. I'm also wondering if the fact that you didn't chop back very low had an impact. In any case it looks nice and healthy :)
 

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Hey Scott, did you have any dieback at the base of the trunk? I've heard that large Wisteria can do that. I'm also wondering if the fact that you didn't chop back very low had an impact. In any case it looks nice and healthy :)

I did find a bit of rot at the base of the trunk, but I think it was a pre-existing condition. So far I've not identified any dieback.

Scott
 

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Anyone else get the feeling that Scott has this all wrong. Perhaps SHE has a membership here on this forum too, and she's gauging just how far this infatuation with this wisteria can be leveraged.

It might start out with a bit of a tubby-guy to teach her how to back-float. Then soon enough she'll have a young looking Lorenzo Lamas type helping her to swim laps (along with one of those drinks with the umbrella and a basket of fresh fruit)... and of course, whats a pool without a little pool maintenance "eye candy" to entice Scott to re-assert his love/lust for her, first by buying her a large-ish diamond ring (for "starters" of course), that will lead into a Moroccan get-away... what do the B-nut ladies think... isn't this the way you'd play it?

Ha ha ha ha ha okay so I may be the WORST woman to be asked a question like that but I couldn't help but laugh. If I had a pool in my backyard I would be using it in less conventional ways... like teaching people how to Eskimo roll there kayak, or practicing flat water tricks. Besides a few might know that I already turned down the need for a diamond ring ;) and I am more the beer drinker on average...
 

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Nice development Scott, what is your ultimate plan for the braided upper trunk? I would say don't try and shoehorn this tree into an idealistic bonsai, but rather train it instead for the best display for when it's flowering. For 11 months out of the year wisteria are rather unsightly, but man the flowering makes it worth it. First picture is 2016, second was this summer after air layering the two lowest branches. I felt it needed a good redesign and I get a couple extra to boot.IMG_0640.JPGIMG_0814.JPG switch the photos, they uploaded backwards.
 
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