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I get around this by just keeping crap trees.
I have that sign.My Bonsai (and home) security?
A 79 lb Pit/Lab mix. Her low growl/bark will stand your hair on end and she barks at anyone who enters the yard (or looks like they might). No one in their right mind would enter my yard uninvited.
But in fact she is the most lovable and gentle creature you could ever meet.
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On a side note, there is a home adjacent to a trail I hike with a sign showing a dog and it says "No Trespassing. I can make it across the yard in under 3 seconds...can you?"
Not to be flippant, but it sounds to me like it is time to get another dog. The best way to make good dog, is to have them learn from a good dog, and there are plenty of future good dogs that need homes.Got a dog who likes to bark, but his hearing is going
don't tell my kids that...bonsai, fish, cat, dog, chickens and I've in the city. I don't need to adopt more things right now.Not to be flippant, but it sounds to me like it is time to get another dog. The best way to make good dog, is to have them learn from a good dog, and there are plenty of future good dogs that need homes.
Guard chickens?don't tell my kids that...bonsai, fish, cat, dog, chickens and I've in the city. I don't need to adopt more things right now.
Maybe a laser mesh system like in Entrapment? Or a pressure sensitive floor, Mission Impossible style? Possibly poison darts that shoot out of walls?
Seriously I thought about just running an electric fence wire (like for cattle) around the inside top edge of my fence. When someone grabs the top of the fence to climb over or whatever... Z-Z-Z-Z-T!!!
Not seriously. I can see any lawyers just rubbing their hands together at the thought of someone, even a certified bad guy, being shocked by your electric fence.
In our litigious society it's likely a thief who trips over one of my pots while on an uninvited tour of my patio would find a way to at least initiate a lawsuit.
Does everyone know what a "set gun" is?
I love bull mastiffs.How about something like this?
https://www.amazon.com/Trespassing-Active-Landmines-Aluminum-METAL/dp/B01GW73XWG
Cheaper than my pair of 110 pound bullmastiffs...which do a pretty good job of keeping things in line.
Hilarious, I actually had this really mean rooster when I was a kid. It attacked the electric meter reader. We got a letter from the electric company saying something like we had to secrete the chicken or they would turn our electricity off. We had left him out in the hopes something would eat him. He ended up in the pot. Soup pot , not bonsai.Guard chickens?
Guard chickens?
Hehe, I’m thinking a good old fashioned bear trapOk... at first i thought this was a joke... security for your trees.. but then thinking of the time/ money invested etc.. i could see why someone would want to secure... and ummmm you say about not broadcasting what you have to secure, but none of you thought twice of saying "oh i have this or that"... you wanna know what my security system is... Break in to find out... you will be wheeled out.
We had a flock of 7 guineas when we lived in the rural farmlands. They are very entertaining to watch. We bought them as chicks, and did the brooder-to-box-to-pen, thing, and once they were big enough, would open the pen door each morning so they could pick and scratch, and they’d return to the pen to roost at dusk. Eventually, they quit roosting inside the pen, opting to roost on top of it. I’m told they are good to eat, and prolific breeders, but we sold ours before they reached that point.For those who are lucky and live in a rural area, I remember from the farm, way back in the day, a bird that is a cousin of the chicken. They'd roost in the trees around the farm building at night. It was difficult to get them into a chicken house. Even though they were part wild, they were very loyal to the farmstead. Day or night, the flock would scream at the sight of a stranger or strange truck. The noise they made seemed to be more than two dogs barking.
They are called Guinea Fowl.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guineafowl
Not really. Animals have been used for security for ages. I read somewhere that at some point in time, NATO used geese as sentries at some of their bases in Europe, because they would reliably sound the alarm if someone was on their turf. If you are going to consider using animals as part of your security, it's helpful to understand how they behave and what to expect. When we lived in the boonies, it was helpful having animals that sounded the alarm when something was amiss, whether it be a human, or more commonly - a four-footed and furry predator.This thread has taken an insane.turn , sorry.