A True Bonsai Tree

[Bolero]

A really true Bonsai tree should be at least 100 years old & Created-Grown-Trained by a Japanese or Chinese Master Gardener in Japan or China...Anything else should be considered a Bonsai Look A Like.

A really true Penjing would also have to follow these Guidlines..

 

[Nybonsai12]

Michigan produces the wackiest Bnut members. Prove me wrong.

 

[MACH5]

Phew! Thank God this is in the pine section. Otherwise I'd be worried!

 

[Paulpash]

A true, genuine poster on BNut should preferably not be one sandwich short of a picnic.

When MACH5 jumps in to a troll thread you know shit is going down!

 

[Sansui]

A true, genuine poster on BNut should preferably not be one sandwich short of a picnic.

When MACH5 jumps in to a troll thread you know shit is going down!

Such language from a Yorkshireman!

 

[VAFisher]

I don't know why I open this guy's posts. Kinda like picking a scab I guess.

 

[penumbra]

A really true Bonsai tree should be at least 100 years old & Created-Grown-Trained by a Japanese or Chinese Master Gardener in Japan or China...Anything else should be considered a Bonsai Look A Like.

A really true Penjing would also have to follow these Guidlines..

Well then screw bonsai. I'm going to go play with my little tortured trees.

 

[Paulpash]

Such language from a Yorkshireman!

Aye lad. Reet daft int it?

 

[Sansui]

Such language from a Yorkshireman!

Aye lad. Reet daft int it?

Full disclosure: My mum is originally from Yorkshire (Rawdon) and I was born in Detroit, Michigan. Yes, one of the wacky members.

 

[Sansui]

So it's roast beef and Yorkshire pudding every Christmas and turkey basted with motor oil every Thanksgiving!

 

[MrWunderful]

Guess I’m cool with my imposter trees then.

 

[coh]

Guy starts the same exact BS thread in 2 different areas of the forum. Sounds like a bannable offense to me!

 

[just.wing.it]

A really true Bonsai tree should be at least 100 years old & Created-Grown-Trained by a Japanese or Chinese Master Gardener in Japan or China...Anything else should be considered a Bonsai Look A Like.

A really true Penjing would also have to follow these Guidlines..

Sounds kinda race based.....not my cup of Akadama.
Race don't mean shit.

 

[BunjaeKorea]

Correction:
A true bonsai is 1000 years old and has only ever been kept by the same Master of preferably Asiatic origins who has sculpted the tree only on the full moon while keeping his back to space and standing on one leg while pruning leaves and branches with his specially sharpened teeth.

Anything else is a foul, accursed and poor imitation.

 

[Carol 83]

Correction:
A true bonsai is 1000 years old and has only ever been kept by the same Master of preferably Asiatic origins who has sculpted the tree only on the full moon while keeping his back to space and standing on one leg while pruning leaves and branches with his specially sharpened teeth.

Anything else is a foul, accursed and poor imitation.

Now, that makes more sense.

 

[Mayank]

Michigan produces the wackiest Bnut members. Prove me wrong.

Heyyyyy easy there

 

[Palmer67]

A really true Bonsai tree should be at least 100 years old & Created-Grown-Trained by a Japanese or Chinese Master Gardener in Japan or China...Anything else should be considered a Bonsai Look A Like.

A really true Penjing would also have to follow these Guidlines..

Crap! Does this mean I MUST use Akadama in my soil? I'm losing sleep over this now.

 

[Atom#28]

What if the tree is only 50, but it’s trained by a 500 year old Japanese Master Gardener who has lived in Chinatown for 1,000 years?

 

[BunjaeKorea]

What if the tree is only 50, but it’s trained by a 500 year old Japanese Master Gardener who has lived in Chinatown for 1,000 years?

Poor imitation

 

[AppleBonsai]

A really true Bonsai tree should be at least 100 years old & Created-Grown-Trained by a Japanese or Chinese Master Gardener in Japan or China...Anything else should be considered a Bonsai Look A Like.

A really true Penjing would also have to follow these Guidlines..