BEHOLD!!! THE MYSTERY OF BONSAI CARE SOLVED... (you are welcome)

Bonsai Nut

Nuttier than your average Nut
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Sun + water + fertilizer + care = bonsai

We are missing soil and art :)

(Sun + water + fertilizer + soil) * (care + art) = bonsai

Care = species * (maintenance + growth)

Art = (vision * styling) + pot

Pot = (shape + color + texture) * scale

Or the more theoretical

Bonsai = Nature * (1/skill level of stylist) - (1/experience level of viewer) therefore...

Bonsai = Nature/skill level of stylist - (1/experience level of viewer)

Unsolveable when skill level of stylist or experience level of viewer = 0 :)
 
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LanceMac10

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Sun + water + fertilizer + care = bonsai

We are missing soil and art :)

(Sun + water + fertilizer + soil) * (care + art) = bonsai

Care = species * (maintenance + growth)

Art = (vision * styling) + pot

Pot = (shape + color + texture) * scale

Or the more theoretical

Bonsai = Nature * (1/skill level of stylist) - (1/experience level of viewer) therefore...

Bonsai = Nature/skill level of stylist - (1/experience level of viewer)

Unsolveable when skill level of stylist or skill level of viewer = 0 :)


...lawn chair, six-pack and patience? 😉 :D :D :D :D :D :D
 

AaronThomas

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We are missing soil and art :)

(Sun + water + fertilizer + soil) * (care + art) = bonsai

Care = species * (maintenance + growth)

Art = (vision * styling) + pot

Pot = (shape + color + texture) * scale
Exactly!!!! They are missing 30 or so more illustrations!!!!
 

toscgwsndiqz

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basic sound bite. anything more is just too --- complicated...
 
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