Definition of a B'Nut

[Underdog]

If you put your truck cap on so you can take trees,tools and soil components with you while on vacation... you might be a B'Nut.

 

[RKatzin]

If you spend every dollar you have on pots for trees you've been obsessing over for fifteen years..... Yer a b-nut!

 

[Carol 83]

When after you decide on a vacation destination, you start googling nearby bonsai nurseries.

 

[penumbra]

When you pick that vacation destination based solely on bonsai nurseries, arboretums, or collecting sites. Anything else is not a vacation.

 

[Underdog]

@Leo in N E Illinois from your other post my friend. You are a B'Nut... LOL
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I'm sure I will be tempted to drop an entire months income on something at that show. So I need restraint, and a second job for the coming weeks leading up to the show.

All you BNuts should come, buy stuff before I have a chance to.

www.milwaukeebonsai.org/maba

 

[Stormwater]

You constantly make wood and pinus jokes.

 

[BrianBay9]

When you pick that vacation destination based solely on bonsai nurseries, arboretums, or collecting sites. Anything else is not a vacation.

When you take your trees on vacation with you because there's a show you entered.

 

[Atom#28]

You tell your barber to "just prune a bit off the top....to induce backbudding"

 

[RKatzin]

When you no longer care about the look on your wife's face as you reiterate for the fourth time the pot/tree relationship and she's thinking you need institutional help. And if you've begun to work ' bnut' into all your passwords....

 

[Brian Van Fleet]

I dunno, these all sound pretty normal to me.

 

[sorce]

Definitely when you are in denial.

Sorce

 

[just.wing.it]

If you scroll New Posts on Bonsai Nut on your phone while you're doing the long stay......you might be Bnut.

 

[Tentakelaertje]

If you scroll New Posts on Bonsai Nut on your phone while you're doing the long stay......you might be Bnut.

 

[just.wing.it]

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Hahahahahahaha!
I love spongebob memes!
That's great!

 

[Tentakelaertje]

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Hahahahahahaha!
I love spongebob memes!
That's great!

Haha thanks! Spongebob is the best!

 

[sorce]

When you close the car door on a tree branch.....

And root the cuttings!

Sorce

 

[Leo in N E Illinois]

In the bathroom I have the complete series of photo albums of the National Show in Rochester. To page through during "the long stay". Also "4 Seasons of Bonsai" by K Murata. Great "contemplation" books.

 

[sorce]

When you go to another B'nut's house, just to take a !

Sorce

 

[Leo in N E Illinois]

@sorce - who you talkin' 'bout? I only did the "short stay", or stand up job at your house. I save "burning a mule" for the washroom of a McDonalds, or a White Castle. I'd never do a "long stay" at a friend's house.

 

[Stormwater]

You know you are a Bnut if you find yourself arguing about and/or getting made about “dirt”.