cool. I have loved these trees since the first time I climbed the one growing in my front yard as a kid.
I say chase back those over grown limbs closer to the trunk, (leaving some green at each layer)
then repot next spring and develop nebari for a few years.
orrrrr..... set it in the driveway on its side and back over it with your truck. Seriously, ever seen those stunted little junipers in the parking lot that get run over on occasion? talk about injecting some character.