Jokes here please!

[ShadyStump]

I lose.

 

[Rivian]

 

[Kadebe]

 

[vesper818]

This seemed the ideal spot to introduce myself. Im Carol, retired, and have started back up with my old mame pots and some new starts and cuttings.
Grateful not to have grandchildren yet...

 

[Carol 83]

Im Carol,

Welcome and great name!

 

[Cajunrider]

Bantering with friends at work:
Friend: "You are Asian. No wonder you know banzai."
Me: "And kung fu. Don't forget kung fu!"

 

[Michigan Tree Murderer]

 

[Michigan Tree Murderer]

 

[ShadyStump]

Why have I never thought of this before?
PURE GENIUS!

 

[ShadyStump]

What do you call an autist with a gun?
...
...
...

SPECIAL FORCES!



(That's my 14yo daughter. Yes, she's autistic, and she's the one who told me the joke. We kinda had to.
No, it's not real gun.)

 

[shohin_branches]

 

[Cajunrider]

 

[ShadyStump]

I needed that.
Thank you!

 

[Wires_Guy_wires]

No joke, but still funny.

 

[Wires_Guy_wires]

The bonsai sphere is essential the only place where you can safely say:
"Age is just a number, she looks way older!"

 

[ShadyStump]

The bonsai sphere is essential the only place where you can safely say:
"Age is just a number, she looks way older!"

Kinda like when I was working on getting sober I thought to myself after a meeting:
Ya know, one day I hope to meet a nice meth head. I real working girl who's not afraid to take on anything...
She's gotta like kids, though.

 

[Darth Masiah]

 

[ShadyStump]

I lose.

Also, from my 15yo.
Modern high school dances look like the Fortnite lobby. You have a few people people doing ridiculous dances, most just wondering around confused, and everyone else just can't wait to kill each other.