Jokes here please!
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leatherback
The Treedeemer
Japonicus
Masterpiece
A timbrejack walks up to a tree and says "Im going to cut you down"
The tree responds "Hey don't do that I'm a talking tree"
Timbrejack responds "then you're gonna dialogue"
The tree responds "Hey don't do that I'm a talking tree"
Timbrejack responds "then you're gonna dialogue"
Forsoothe!
Imperial Masterpiece
penumbra
Imperial Masterpiece
A pessimist views a half filled glass as half empty. An optimist views the same glass half full.
The engineer questions why the glass is twice the size it needs to be.
The engineer questions why the glass is twice the size it needs to be.
A man is in the back of a taxi and taps the taxi driver on the shoulder. The taxi driver screams and almost crashes the car. The taxi driver after he has regained his composure says "sorry about that, it's my first day as a taxi driver. For the last 30 years I've been driving a hearse.
Wires_Guy_wires
Imperial Masterpiece
Sorry for the overload, I found my old collection.
penumbra
Imperial Masterpiece
I am sure others have seen this but it was new to me. I saw a bumper sticker that said:
Don't Drink and Park
Accidents Cause People
Don't Drink and Park
Accidents Cause People
HorseloverFat
Squarepants with Conkers
Upon slicing up a pineapple for house-wide consumption..
Riley (My eldest): "In pokemon.. they call Pineapple Juice, 'Pine-app Juice'.. they have to change it so the Pineapple companies don't sue."
Riley (My eldest): "In pokemon.. they call Pineapple Juice, 'Pine-app Juice'.. they have to change it so the Pineapple companies don't sue."
leatherback
The Treedeemer
missing the clue
HorseloverFat
Squarepants with Conkers
It’s just a humorous example of a “child’s reasoning”... logically constructing a belief.. with lack of TRUE perspective.missing the clue
HorseloverFat
Squarepants with Conkers
I was just sent this.
I’m curious of how many will “get it”.
I’m curious of how many will “get it”.
Kadebe
Chumono
Corona update....
Now our government has also sent snow to check who leaves the house
Now our government has also sent snow to check who leaves the house
Bonsai Nut
Nuttier than your average Nut
ShadyStump
Imperial Masterpiece
HorseloverFat
Squarepants with Conkers
My son runs out of his room sporting a knight costume...
J:“Hey dad! I’m a sir!”...
D: “A Sir?.. like ‘Sir Jasper’?”
J: “Yeah, and I’m keeping us safe from the dragons... I’m defeating them! You don’t even have to worry!”
D: “Cool! So I don’t have to even do ANYTHING?... you’ll take care of it all?”
J: “Yeah! ... well... you’ll still have to dishes, and make our food. And I guess you’ll still clean up, sweep and vacuum.
Oh! And clean our clothes and fold them and take care of all your plants.”
D: “Huh... kind of sounds like my normal life..”
J: “Yeah...but without Dragons.“
J:“Hey dad! I’m a sir!”...
D: “A Sir?.. like ‘Sir Jasper’?”
J: “Yeah, and I’m keeping us safe from the dragons... I’m defeating them! You don’t even have to worry!”
D: “Cool! So I don’t have to even do ANYTHING?... you’ll take care of it all?”
J: “Yeah! ... well... you’ll still have to dishes, and make our food. And I guess you’ll still clean up, sweep and vacuum.
Oh! And clean our clothes and fold them and take care of all your plants.”
D: “Huh... kind of sounds like my normal life..”
J: “Yeah...but without Dragons.“
ShadyStump
Imperial Masterpiece
Bit of philosophy?
What do you call someone who hates stoics?
A Zeno-phobe.
What do you call someone who hates stoics?
A Zeno-phobe.
HorseloverFat
Squarepants with Conkers
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ShadyStump
Imperial Masterpiece
Ah, stoicism jokes. The best worst kind of humor.
Really, they're kinda indifferent, but I prefer them.
Really, they're kinda indifferent, but I prefer them.
HorseloverFat
Squarepants with Conkers
My Cousin sent this image to me via Text-Message.. I had to share.
