@liquid_back_draft sent this to me this morning!
HorseloverFat Squarepants with Conkers Messages 11,356 Reaction score 16,221 Location Northeast Wisconsin USDA Zone 5a Mar 4, 2021 #201 @liquid_back_draft sent this to me this morning!
leatherback The Treedeemer Messages 14,046 Reaction score 27,358 Location Northern Germany USDA Zone 7 Mar 4, 2021 #202 HorseloverFat said: @liquid_back_draft sent this to me this morning! View attachment 358275 Click to expand... This joke is so old, it forgot its own punchline!
HorseloverFat said: @liquid_back_draft sent this to me this morning! View attachment 358275 Click to expand... This joke is so old, it forgot its own punchline!
HorseloverFat Squarepants with Conkers Messages 11,356 Reaction score 16,221 Location Northeast Wisconsin USDA Zone 5a Mar 4, 2021 #203 “Please don’t call my son, Rosana Rosana-Dana.” - this was just said to me... I’ll leave out the specifics.
“Please don’t call my son, Rosana Rosana-Dana.” - this was just said to me... I’ll leave out the specifics.
HorseloverFat Squarepants with Conkers Messages 11,356 Reaction score 16,221 Location Northeast Wisconsin USDA Zone 5a Mar 17, 2021 #204 My kids: “Happy St. Patrick’s day!” Me: “Well thanks, but that’s mostly for you guys.. You guys are Irish.. I’m not...at all.” My Son: “We can magically MAKE you Irish, just for today!” Me: “Aww.. no thanks, that’s alright.”
My kids: “Happy St. Patrick’s day!” Me: “Well thanks, but that’s mostly for you guys.. You guys are Irish.. I’m not...at all.” My Son: “We can magically MAKE you Irish, just for today!” Me: “Aww.. no thanks, that’s alright.”
Mike Corazzi Masterpiece Messages 2,693 Reaction score 3,260 Location Lincoln, CA USDA Zone 9b Mar 22, 2021 #205 I got arrested for illegally downloading Wikipedia in its entirety. As they were cuffing me I told them, “Wait! I can explain everything!”
I got arrested for illegally downloading Wikipedia in its entirety. As they were cuffing me I told them, “Wait! I can explain everything!”
HorseloverFat Squarepants with Conkers Messages 11,356 Reaction score 16,221 Location Northeast Wisconsin USDA Zone 5a Mar 24, 2021 #206
HorseloverFat Squarepants with Conkers Messages 11,356 Reaction score 16,221 Location Northeast Wisconsin USDA Zone 5a Apr 2, 2021 #211 I, just this morning, honest-to-goodness had to speak the sentences: “Guys! ...PLEASE stop sticking fruit snacks onto your LEGOs hands! ...I KNOW they’re interstellar gloves!”
I, just this morning, honest-to-goodness had to speak the sentences: “Guys! ...PLEASE stop sticking fruit snacks onto your LEGOs hands! ...I KNOW they’re interstellar gloves!”
Mapleminx Omono Messages 1,347 Reaction score 2,169 Location Germany USDA Zone 8 Apr 4, 2021 #212 Oh my gosh, DEFINITELY with the covid homeschooling added in.
HorseloverFat Squarepants with Conkers Messages 11,356 Reaction score 16,221 Location Northeast Wisconsin USDA Zone 5a Apr 7, 2021 #213 I just had to pull out my “dad voice” for this lil’ number: “You DON’T armwrestle.. with cats!”
ShadyStump Imperial Masterpiece Messages 5,990 Reaction score 10,019 Location Southern Colorado, USA USDA Zone 6a Apr 15, 2021 #214 What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender? A handshake. (I actually got this one from a student's mom during parent teacher conferences.)
What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender? A handshake. (I actually got this one from a student's mom during parent teacher conferences.)
HorseloverFat Squarepants with Conkers Messages 11,356 Reaction score 16,221 Location Northeast Wisconsin USDA Zone 5a May 4, 2021 #215 My cat just did a decent “Janis Joplin” impression. (Yes, the SAME cat from above entry)
Forsoothe! Imperial Masterpiece Messages 6,878 Reaction score 9,251 Location Michigan USDA Zone 6b May 4, 2021 #216 So, your cat takes drugs?
HorseloverFat Squarepants with Conkers Messages 11,356 Reaction score 16,221 Location Northeast Wisconsin USDA Zone 5a May 4, 2021 #217 Forsoothe! said: So, your cat takes drugs? Click to expand... He does eat Poinsettias one leaf at a time.
Forsoothe! said: So, your cat takes drugs? Click to expand... He does eat Poinsettias one leaf at a time.
W Wires_Guy_wires Imperial Masterpiece Messages 6,460 Reaction score 10,730 Location Netherlands May 4, 2021 #218 Anyone good with cartoon drawings? I work in genetics and I thought of this one: Doctor: Hmmm the results are in, it looks like there are some rare inversions in your DNA. Patient: AND?! Doctor: Exactly!
Anyone good with cartoon drawings? I work in genetics and I thought of this one: Doctor: Hmmm the results are in, it looks like there are some rare inversions in your DNA. Patient: AND?! Doctor: Exactly!
leatherback The Treedeemer Messages 14,046 Reaction score 27,358 Location Northern Germany USDA Zone 7 May 4, 2021 #219 Wires_Guy_wires said: Anyone good with cartoon drawings? Click to expand... dunno how serious you are. A friend of mine has a comic illustration company LUVANE www.luvane.com
Wires_Guy_wires said: Anyone good with cartoon drawings? Click to expand... dunno how serious you are. A friend of mine has a comic illustration company LUVANE www.luvane.com
Forsoothe! Imperial Masterpiece Messages 6,878 Reaction score 9,251 Location Michigan USDA Zone 6b May 4, 2021 #220 Well, I had to look up inversion, and it means just what I thought it did, so I still don't get it.