HorseloverFat
Squarepants with Conkers
Agreed... the “care” industry has become OUTSTANDINGLY “crooked”
Jokes here please!
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HorseloverFat
Squarepants with Conkers
HA!
LittleDingus
Omono
HorseloverFat
Squarepants with Conkers
I had to confront my wife the other day, after I heard some troubling gossip.
“Honey,” I began, “The mailman, y’know, with the Pecs and Herculean smile?..... Wellll.. he CLAIMS he’s slept with EVERY woman on the block except ONE!”
To which my wife replied, “It’s PROBABLY that stuck up bitch across the street.”
“Honey,” I began, “The mailman, y’know, with the Pecs and Herculean smile?..... Wellll.. he CLAIMS he’s slept with EVERY woman on the block except ONE!”
To which my wife replied, “It’s PROBABLY that stuck up bitch across the street.”
HorseloverFat
Squarepants with Conkers
HorseloverFat
Squarepants with Conkers
Had to share...
I overheard my eldest sons singing together in their room.
Being the guy I am, I snuck closer to hear what they were singing about.
As i got closer, I recognized the melody INSTANTLY... and in our house... comedy improv and musical “things” are abundant. So we OFTEN engage in the creation of parody tunes.
I heard, sung to the tune of ‘Ghostbusters’,....
...”...what’s that on your sleeve!?...
...Ghost Mustard!!”
(“Who you gonna call? Ghost Busters!”, for those unaware)
I overheard my eldest sons singing together in their room.
Being the guy I am, I snuck closer to hear what they were singing about.
As i got closer, I recognized the melody INSTANTLY... and in our house... comedy improv and musical “things” are abundant. So we OFTEN engage in the creation of parody tunes.
I heard, sung to the tune of ‘Ghostbusters’,....
...”...what’s that on your sleeve!?...
...Ghost Mustard!!”
(“Who you gonna call? Ghost Busters!”, for those unaware)
HorseloverFat
Squarepants with Conkers
I just had to tell my Son, regarding his chores..
“Lions don’t waste time with Gazelles who ‘half-ass’ it!”
“Lions don’t waste time with Gazelles who ‘half-ass’ it!”
leatherback
The Treedeemer
Starfox
Masterpiece
leatherback
The Treedeemer
ShadyStump
Imperial Masterpiece
Oh, the freezer one!
Made my day.
