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HorseloverFat

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I have my Heinlein collection next to my Arthur C Clark collection.... Heinlein would HATE that.

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(Here’s an oldie)


What do you call a man with no arms and legs, in a pile of leaves?
 

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So, they just discovered that the ancient poet, Homer, wasn't actually Greek. He was Italian, and his primary occupation was as a tailor.

They figured it out when going over some of the earliest texts from the city of Rome.
In some excerpts local officials spoke of going to the annoying story-telling tailor to get clothes mended and he would always ask about, "Euripides?"
 

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I was drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, then it occurred to me that if I'd remembered to do the dishes last night maybe my coffee wouldn't taste feet.
 

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Did she say what I think she said?


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