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HorseloverFat

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My son runs up to me, from the back room and says, “Dad! Can you hold my throwing star?”

To which, i replied; “Shuriken”
 

HorseloverFat

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“You’ll smoke a bowl, drunk, at a party, to get high.

I smoke pot to fold my laundry...
We are NOT the same!”


...Taken from my friend’s conversation about Wisco legalization... thought it was hilarious and had to share.
 
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