Kinky procumbens.

[Mike Corazzi]

No, not S&M. A branch has a kink. This was a nursery staked mound when I got it 25 years ago or so. Looked like the Matterhorn. A "juniper stack"

My concern is that branch that came with it and still is....KINKED.

I have a photo of the direction of the kink as well as the crappy yellow foliage it grows. The other foliage (even on the kinked branch but not all the way to the end) is fairly green.

I'm ...........considering.... either jinning the whole branch or shortening it or doing nothing and seeing how long it would take for all foliage on that branch to quit.
There are a couple close branches that grow green but they are pretty skinny devils. If I jin or remove ole kinky, they would take a long time to get anywhere near the size of "him."















You'll notice the kinked branch has meager green foliage on the VERY END!!! I think just to keep me uncertain what to do.


Any ideas welcome.

 

[Mike Corazzi]

Should I dispose of that branch?

 

[Deep Sea Diver]

I’m not sure this branch helps improve your design.
Unless you think it or part of will help advance the design, you ought to remove the parts that don’t.
cheers
DSD SENDS

 

[Pitoon]

Before you cut you should jin it to see how it looks.

 

[sorce]

Any ideas welcome

I think and you can thank me later, it looks more like a kank than a kink on that tater.

Sorce

 

[Arnold_K]

Dear Mister Corazzi.
Please forgive me, 'couldn 't resist to do a quick virt ...
How about this? Have you ever considered a kind of Literati-style for this tree? ...
'Hope you like ...

 

[Mike Corazzi]

Before you cut you should jin it to see how it looks.

Thanks. Did it. Thanks for the courage @Pitoon



I like it better this way. Not as offensive. If it pisses me off, I can jin the entire curlicue.

The jinning fluid helped, too.

 

[Mike Corazzi]

Dear Mister Corazzi.
Please forgive me, 'couldn 't resist to do a quick virt ...
How about this? Have you ever considered a kind of Literati-style for this tree? ...
'Hope you like ...

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Yes. YES I HAVE, DAMMIT !!!

Now, I need LOTS AND LOTS of courage.
Oh me oh my......

Literatis are an aim of mine. Now all I need is talent and more jinning fluid.

Aaaaarrrrrghhhhh !

And you are totally forgiven. ........Kinda.

 

[Arnold_K]

You are welcome ...

 

[Potawatomi13]

Was actually INTERESTING nursery tree for once. Looked much like natural OLD juniper. If possible personally use any odd branch to make composition. Perhaps not too late to redeem free of drug.

 

[Mike Corazzi]

Was actually INTERESTING nursery tree for once. Looked much like natural OLD juniper. If possible personally use any odd branch to make composition. Perhaps not too late to redeem free of drug.

Having trouble with translation here, boss. Of course it's early, too.

 

[Potawatomi13]

Having trouble with translation here, boss. Of course it's early, too.

Booze/recreational drugs never improve cognitive ability. Nor Bonsai.