Math quiz

[Mike Corazzi]

Teacher: What if you have 5 bonsai and someone wants two of them. How many bonsai do you have left?

Me: 5

Teacher: OK Lets say someone forcefully takes 2 bonsai. What do you have now?

Me: 5 bonsai and a dead body

 

[Forsoothe!]

Sorry, the correct answer is 6 to 10. Drive a hard bargain and trade for something you like even better than what you have. Or, many things you like.