Midnight Bonsai Society Apparel - "Ethics Schmethics"

[PiñonJ]

"midnight" suggests someone's runnin around nekkid or something...

Wait... you mean that’s not how you’re supposed to collect???

 

[M. Frary]

Very cool.
I think I might need one.
Because,well...........

 

[sorce]

You should sell em with a bottle of that "green ecto cooler" like fertilizer, but just green dyed water...it will help add to the gag at a sale if you are selling em.

Bioluminescence water, for use the day before, so You can see the roots when you go back and dig!

But yeah....

Who cares about who don't get it!

I want those people that think they are all high and mighty because they "don't" collect trees, because it's "immoral", though it's actually cuz they "can't" collect trees, because they are "pussies", who drive SUVs to work, use Styrofoam cups, litter, don't recycle or compost, and use copious amounts of pesticides and fungicides each year yet claim to be earth-wise saints.

I want them to feel uncomfortable, cuz they make me uncomfortable.

They'll get it.

Gimme a month or so....
I'll get a hoodie!

Sorce

 

[M. Frary]

copious amounts of pesticides and fungicides

I use them that way. They keep the nasties away.
Yet I still collect trees. Sometimes with permission.
I'm pretty comfortable.