My name is...

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Long before I was born, my mother had planned to name me Joshua, but didn't tell anyone. Then her sister-in-law had a baby and named him Joshua! My mom had to change her plans and named me Zachary instead.

The interesting thing is that throughout my entire life,whenever someone forgets my name and tries to guess what it is, they ALWAYS call me Josh. People from completely different areas who have absolutely no connection to each other than that they know me as a common acquaintance... always call me by the same wrong name. Its very wierd. No one ever guesses it's Mike or Ted or anything else . Just always Josh ...

I ought to ask my cousin if anyone ever mistakenly calls him Zach.?
 

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Decades ago I decided to always use my real name (or a version of it) on the internet. It reminds me to never post anything I would not say to a person's face. Of course with the vast secret cabal of Michaels, I still have a measure of anonymity.
 

Carol 83

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My name is....
Well you all know my name.
I knew Greg's name was Greg.
Also there are more Michaels here than you think.
And we know who each other is.
The secret world wide Michael club and all.
We're like the Masons,secret handshake to boot.
Not many people know of us,some do.
We go right into the Michael data base.
We're here to rule the world when the time is ripe.
That explains a lot. I wondered why my husband thinks he can rule my world. It's not working for him, maybe he doesn't know the secret handshake.
 

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That explains a lot. I wondered why my husband thinks he can rule my world. It's not working for him, maybe he doesn't know the secret handshake.
I bet he does.
But if you ask him he will just ask you "what are you're talking about. No I don't know the handshake."
He's not really supposed to talk about Mike Club.
The first rule in Mike Club is you don't talk about Mike Club.
The second rule in Mike Club is you don't talk about Mike Club.

Someday we will rule the world.
 

Carol 83

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I bet he does.
But if you ask him he will just ask you "what are you're talking about. No I don't know the handshake."
He's not really supposed to talk about Mike Club.
The first rule in Mike Club is you don't talk about Mike Club.
The second rule in Mike Club is you don't talk about Mike Club.

Someday we will rule the world.
But not your wives. ;)
 
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