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Mame
Need advice. It's in the living room to the left of the TV. It's in constant line of sight from my chair and I find myself fixatiing on it. She's repeatedly told me no and has become more upset at the notion the more I persist. What kind of gift could I get her that would cancel out butchering it while she sleeps? Also, depending on her reaction, does anyone know a good divorce lawyer?
Trunk size is about 3/4 diameter of a 12 Oz can of soda. Nothing special, but it beckons me like a siren. I'm not sure how much longer I can resist.