That perennial hot potatoe,the right to bear arms.

I see,i still favor the "Intruders will burn in Hell" signage for your worshipful properties.

It don't say much about the right to bear democracy,what would that be like?

I guess i'll be waiting on the rapids slack jawed and waiting for the fishies to leap in.

Wasn't there a story about leaping fish becoming a Dragon?

I guess to the North they become a Bear,or Grizzly Adams.
 
What about those Gray Wolves reintroduced to cause havoc for the Gun Control narrators?

If i heard a howling outside for months at a time i would most certainly want more than a righteous if crass sentimentality to hold them at bay.

And what about the Gators or rogue Manatees?
 
Your fellow countryman Piers Morgan ( do you want him back, by the way) may have you fooled into thinking the control freaks have us close to emptying our gun safes for to get the warm fuzzies, but our hands are still warm, and they won't be pried open soon.
 
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