I'm sure I will come to the end of this thread and find someone else has posted this but if something makes me almost wet myself, it needs to be dealt with ASAP. This sounds like it is going to become Beer Pong Bonsai. Here are the rules: Every time you remove a branch you have to chug a can a beer. I.m not sure if this is such a good idea but it might be an interesting demonstration at major conventions to watch all the major bonsai dorks and muky muks get it on. Let's see how good you are as your sheets become filled and your imagination muddied.
The ultimate expression of Bombedsai---hick-up.