The Personality Types In Bonsai

Crawforde

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I think a 6 month old puppy sums up my personality quite well.
Picture this: Oh, a tree! OoOh a stick! OH a SEEDLING! Wait.. where's that tree?! Oh right, I was annealing wire and doing groceries, during a repoooh another stick! Dang what a nice day. Time for coffee. Then do something else, find cold coffee, start again.

It's not a personality, it's a way of life.
Spend a day in my shoes and you'll be happy with your own well structured brain.
Sounds familiar
At work and in my yard.
 

Forsoothe!

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Basically.....Basically.

Edit:
(INTJ= Introvert, Intuitive, Thinking, Judging.)(.....its a lonely group of about 2% of the world's population....but I'm cool with that. Any others here?)
2% ? Not too good with the math thing, eh?
 

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Alright alright so far ,added some too…again this isn’t meant to offend anyone we just playin’…
let’s see list is:
-The “I like trees more than people”
-INJT
-WTF u mean ERC not bonsai worthy
-The “Does this look normal” near death bonsai
-Stick in fancy pot “got this Fukien tea from Wigerts for next to nothing , in this this Ichikawa Taishu antique pot”
-The Mirai disciple “wow eve is hot, I just wanna bonsai In the wilderness bro ”
-The “Lift heavy things to lift heavy trees”
-*Digs up twig in mulch front yard* “mY fIrSt YaMaDoRi”
-the ex-hippy socks and sandals right branch , left branch , back branch
-the “woah , bonsai! , woah , that’s a big bonsai too” tree spotter
- the “yeah , Pondys are great but I’d graft JBP”
- The low key phone pics on speed dial , “look what I did” when you show them your tree
-the Fan girl- “Bjorn ❤️, Ryan 🥰, my Italian Bonsai Dream 😍
 

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Alright alright so far ,added some too…again this isn’t meant to offend anyone we just playin’…
let’s see list is:
-The “I like trees more than people”
-INJT
-WTF u mean ERC not bonsai worthy
-The “Does this look normal” near death bonsai
-Stick in fancy pot “got this Fukien tea from Wigerts for next to nothing , in this this Ichikawa Taishu antique pot”
-The Mirai disciple “wow eve is hot, I just wanna bonsai In the wilderness bro ”
-The “Lift heavy things to lift heavy trees”
-*Digs up twig in mulch front yard* “mY fIrSt YaMaDoRi”
-the ex-hippy socks and sandals right branch , left branch , back branch
-the “woah , bonsai! , woah , that’s a big bonsai too” tree spotter
- the “yeah , Pondys are great but I’d graft JBP”
- The low key phone pics on speed dial , “look what I did” when you show them your tree
-the Fan girl- “Bjorn ❤️, Ryan 🥰, my Italian Bonsai Dream 😍
You missed mine
The “Oh shit! I shouldn't have dived in that shallow end.”
 

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Oh hay guys, I am studying bunjae in Korea and therefore, nobody can contradict anything I say on the super unique Korean analogue species. Its way more complicated than taking a species, deleting "japanese" from in front of it and replacing with "korean".

So, so, sooooo unique.

I totally wasn't over here first to teach english and then stumbled on some bonsai guy who needed a laborer.

😏😂
 

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lol what did I do here.. y’all are missing the joke 🤦🏼‍♂️
Can't have humor without a good story.
Can't have a good story without conflict.

Hey, at least I thought better about my idea of posting bonsai personalities to mental disorders in the DSM.
(I'm nuts. I can make those jokes. Right?😟 Right?😨)
 

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By hunting I meant hunting trees
 
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