Browsing around in the abandoned, malarial backwaters of the site tonight, and well, well, well . .. ten posts here in almost five years (not counting BNuts' intro remarks)! What a success!
The Tea House is certainly a monument of praise to the p.c. wimps who were offended by the micro-aggressions of the old, wonderful "Bar." True nitwits and microcephalics who distinguished themselves by throwing endless hissy fits five years ago until they got this "safe zone" created to protect their precious sensibilities. Well done, guys, and nice to see you all crowding here enjoying the fruits of your outrage.
So .... no politics, no religion . . . what can I discuss that will be OK among such refined and delicate company . . . ?
Hmmm .... well . . . let's try this: How'z 'bout those "Sustain" pills you can get on Amazon? Anyone else tried those "herbal dietary supplements?!?
I'm not exactly sure what part of one's diet they're supposed to "supplement," but the package explains the brand name with the enticing subtitle, "ALL NATURAL ... INSANE RESULTS."
And indeed they are! The "DIRECTIONS:" on the back of the box (which contains what initially seems like a paltry ten capsules for the price) reads:
"Take 1-2 capsules 40 or more minutes before an intimate encounter.
The effects of Sustain last for 3-4 days."
No! NOT a typo: 3-4 DAYS!!! And no, not an exaggeration!!!
And at the risk of blaspheming by discussing religion in the sacredly secular confines of the Tea House I believe the "effects" can best be described with "OMGGGGG!!!!!," which might as likely be screamed by either the direct or the indirect recipient of said "effects"!
And since I must compassionately leave any potentially injurious political statements out of this post as well, I will refrain from speculating on Bill Clinton's Amazon review of this product, which essentially claims, "I did not have to use it when I did not have a 4 day encounter with that woman."
Please be sure to trim the ficus by the window.....
And rotate it once a week.
I'll be back to sweep the salt off the rug in winter....
Wait.....is the foyer in SoCal?
You smoke down Will!
Holy crap! That's a lot of 'baccy!