NaoTK
Chumono
What do bonsai and the Titan submersible have in common?
They both contain fish emulsion
no regrets
They both contain fish emulsion
no regrets
Bonsai Humor Thread. You know you practice bonsai when.....
- Thread starter Shogun610
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Shogun610
Masterpiece
When you take a roll of production. orange plastic hold tape home to use as wrapping for big bends.
ShadyStump
Imperial Masterpiece
I'm sorry, hunny, but we just don't have money for a big birthday party this year.
Ooh, tree!
Ooh, tree!
Shogun610
Masterpiece
Yeaaa monn trim deeee bonsaiii
Cajunrider
Imperial Masterpiece
You know you practice bonsai when people check on your wedgie acts.
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ShadyStump
Imperial Masterpiece
Again, why is there no facepalm reaction?
ShadyStump
Imperial Masterpiece
But it's just not the same.
Michigan Tree Murderer
Masterpiece
Because it's a purple girl?
LeftHandLuke
Mame
You routinely wish you could travel back in time if only to kick yourself in the ass for doing something stupid.
ShadyStump
Imperial Masterpiece
Pretty sure that's just life in general.
Shogun610
Masterpiece
When you take all your trees out from winter / frost protection , place them back on benches and all of a sudden you need to build 2 more benches.
LeftHandLuke
Mame
True story!
LeftHandLuke
Mame
When you're pretty sure that rock in your shoe is pumice, although it feels similar to akadama, so you take a few more steps just to be certain.
We're all Mad Here...🎩
Shohin
When you spend more time looking at gnarly trees on the side of the road as potential bonsai than you do the actual road...
ShadyStump
Imperial Masterpiece
I think this is why my 12yo is scared of my driving sometimes.
