You forgot to mention the stress induced by countless hours of arguing and bickering about the same topics on bonsainut and other forums! What was that about akadama?
I didn't want to get the thing too long so no one would read it but as you grow older you may find yourself drooling over trees instead of hotties in short skirts and tight shirts.
Your adventures will be on the INTERET, as you joust against anyone who disagrees with you, or you disagree with them. Don Quixotes going forth defending the honor of senses real or imagined.
You may be praised, brazed, crazed, and pilloried in the same post. You may even find it necessary to change your on line name because you have made such an ass of yourself using the present name, just to find out you can paint an ass pink but you can't change the stink and within a week everyone will know who the new guy is.
It's the same old guy all over again.
I've thought about it a time or two:---HEE---HAW---HEE--HAW.