Hey Amkhalid,
I got a big laugh out of the thread title. Pretty ingenuous little door hinge trunk jack, too. Hope this turns out ok for you. The shari idea seems to be the way to go with this to rid it of the ugly scars and give it more natural looking scars. May I suggest that you name this bonsai "...hilarity ensues."
As for suggestions on next time suggestions the ones that come to mind are: 1 raffia or vet wrap, then electrical tape. 2 use a large gauge spline to help support the bend and wire it in making the bend in increments. 3 cut a notch and then wrap it. 4 the patience thing, but like the other suggestions I made, I've little actual experience in this myself.
Thanks for the laugh,
Ray