What is this @bonsainut

[Gabler]

Congratulations!

Thanks!

 

[Bosco Seitzer]

Seriously, who are you to say you know what my internet habits are?

Whoah!

I just ASSUMED you knew each other!

Nope... so yea kinda cringe

Sorry paradox
Maybe this a paradoxical joke like "I say what sites I dont go to and we talk about that on another site together but then I say you dont know what my internet habits are"
I was just giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming you were an honest bonsai enthusiast, let me officially walk this back for you.


I can no longer vouch that paradox has not visited and does not visit websites that promote online dating or romantic relationships.
I can offer NO assurances that paradox may occasionally stray outside of using the internet strictly for research purposes.

 

[leatherback]

I can no longer vouch that paradox has not visited and does not visit websites that promote online dating or romantic relationships.
I can offer NO assurances that paradox may occasionally stray outside of using the internet strictly for research purposes.

Well now.. If we cannot trust you on a written post on an anonymous forum, who can we trust online!?

 

[Gabler]

This raises a lot of questions, like “Who is Kevin?” and “Why is he leaving Yellowstone?” and “Will he be crushed under that avalanche of giant gum drops?”

 

[Gabler]

I wonder how slicing a pool noodle with a bread knife will prevent dust?

 

[leatherback]

 

[Gabler]

My dog needs milk on his cereal.

 

[Gabler]

This one is just sad.

 

[Doogliebop]

This is just weird. I'm really not into beastiality I swear

 

[BeepBeepBonsaiSheep]

My current ad. I do a fair amount of Spanish reading and listening, so makes sense it’s in Spanish

 

[leatherback]

what can I say..
Looked at gym memberships the other week. Then decided it required working out to be effective.

 

[Gabler]

This swimwear ad appears to be targeted @Smoke.

 

[BeepBeepBonsaiSheep]

I get the same one for some reason

 

[Gabler]

 

[Emeraldtarpon]

$20 says somebody tries to tap this photo.

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Sorce

Tap has got a different meaning in Australia : )

Thanks sorce, i just had visions of someone climbing up onto their computer desk with their pants around their ankles...and 'tapping' that photo.
F**K...it wont go away

 

[ShadyStump]

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I thought it was a bunny tail until I read it.

 

[Gabler]

I feel like I’m in a weird position in terms of my level of proficiency with bonsai. On the one hand, I messed around with tiny potted trees enough as a kid that I know how to avoid most rookie mistakes. On the other hand it was just two years ago that I got back into bonsai and really started taking it seriously, so I don’t have any refined trees to share. All my collected material is in development. In the meantime, I enjoy participating in the forums, so I hope you’re enjoying my weird ad finds.

 

[Gabler]

Another weird one:

 

[leatherback]

Different searches, I am telling ya

 

[Crazy Diamond]

Now I use adblocker... good bye quirky ads ill miss you