Paradox
Imperial Masterpiece
The haydite from a very specific mine in NY is laced with mind altering drugs transferred through air and physical contact to make us all into mindless drones.There is no bonsai soil other than Haydite.
The haydite from a very specific mine in NY is laced with mind altering drugs transferred through air and physical contact to make us all into mindless drones.There is no bonsai soil other than Haydite.
im familiar. Been there dozens of times. Hell, some of my relatives worked only a block away from there on that day.That's not the grassy knoll. I'd show you where the boxwoods aren't, but that wouldn't help.
It’s Schrodinger‘s bonsai soil!?!?!?There is no bonsai soil other than Haydite.
… until you look in the pot during repotting season anyway.It’s Schrodinger‘s bonsai soil!?!?!?
I looked, but I cannot find the "Sluɘbөk". Not sure what it does. Bet it's nefarious.Proof that we got conspirators among us and they already sniffed us out.
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{ring} "Hello, Akadama Exports. How can I help you?"Trick's on you, Japan!
With every scoop of akadama you send to the US, Japan gets smaller and the US gets larger!
We are slowly stealing Japan from under their feet!
This won't happen until we import enough to form Akadamian mountain range.{ring} "Hello, Akadama Exports. How can I help you?"
"This is your emperor. Why are my feet wet?"
What? You guys aren't using crushed up space rock for bonsai soil?There is no bonsai soil other than Haydite.
That's just Moon Haydite. The lunar base on the other side of the moon has a kiln. They're mining water and creating Haydite at the same time.What? You guys aren't using crushed up space rock for bonsai soil?
Well when if you look at some of those old japanese pornographic paintings and compare it to the trunk chop obsession? It could be at least penis envy?Bonsai are definitely part of the Homosexual Agenda to undermine American masculinity.
... what kind of brownies are you eating?There's a secret cabal out there. They influence the direction of the art to meet Their own agenda. Worse, They use bonsai to advance a political agenda. Before They shut down this thread or have me silenced for suggesting They exist, what have you heard? Will you dare to speak out about Them?
I'll begin. The grassy knoll wasn't always grassy. Someone got in there and collected the boxwoods to clear the sniper's view. Every now and then, a progress photo leaks out. These boxwood bonsai aren't supposed to exist. 60 years later, if knowledge came to light that bonsai had a roll in the JFK assassination, it would expose too many collections to government seizure.
Now that brought on a proper gut laugh!