BEHOLD!!! THE MYSTERY OF BONSAI CARE SOLVED... (you are welcome)

tmjudd1

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My pamphlet is much better. It shows a real photo of the sun, a real picture of a watering can, and actual photographs of a fertilizer bag and a pair of shears, however. I can't just hand those out for free, but for 'you', my friends, ... I'm willing to share my secrets for the ridiculously low price of only $9.95 plus shipping and handling... "BUT WAIT"... If you order now, I'll toss in an extra pamphlet, free of charge, just pay an additional fee for shipping!
 

penumbra

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Sun + water + fertilizer + care = bonsai

We are missing soil and art :)

(Sun + water + fertilizer + soil) * (care + art) = bonsai

Care = species * (maintenance + growth)

Art = (vision * styling) + pot

Pot = (shape + color + texture) * scale

Or the more theoretical

Bonsai = Nature * (1/skill level of stylist) - (1/experience level of viewer) therefore...

Bonsai = Nature/skill level of stylist - (1/experience level of viewer)

Unsolveable when skill level of stylist or experience level of viewer = 0 :)
Way too complicated.
 
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