Got $15,950 ????

[vp999]

Anyone have $16k laying around for this Chinese Elm ???

BONSAI TREE MULTIPLE AWARDS WINNING SPLIT TRUNK CHINESE ELM | eBay

Ulmus parvifolia, commonly known as the Chinese elm or lacebark elm, is a species native to eastern Asia, including China, India, Japan, Korea, and Vietnam. It has been described as one of the most splendid elms, having the poise of a graceful Oriental dancer Wikipedia.

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[Carol 83]

No but I have a bridge to sell.

 

[Michigan Tree Murderer]

 

[Paradox]

Yikes

 

[snowman04]

I could buy several fantastic trees from Mirai for that much...

 

[Michael P]

"or best offer". Would you take $45?

 

[namnhi]

What's wrong with asking price. 15k đồng is only 75 cent.

 

[vp999]

No but I have a bridge to sell.

What color ?

 

[Cajunrider]

But but but, according to the eBay comment, Rick is a bonsai master and the tree is like "struck by lightning"

 

[vp999]

I need to show my trees at wherever this guy showed his tree, he has won several awards while I haven't won shit

 

[Cajunrider]

I need to show my trees at wherever this guy showed his tree, he has won several awards while I haven't won shit

Pay me seven fiddy for each award certificate and ten bucks for each ribbon. Then give me a story of your tree being struck by lightning, broken by hurricanes, twisted by tornadoes, mentioned in passing by a bonsai master like @IzzyG etc. I will build a dossier for your tree that is more impressive than one created by master Kimura himself.

 

[vp999]

Pay me seven fiddy for each award certificate and ten bucks for each ribbon. Then give me a story of your tree being struck by lightning, broken by hurricanes, twisted by tornadoes, mentioned in passing by a bonsai master like @IzzyG etc. I will build a dossier for your tree that is more impressive than one created by master Kimura himself.

Sold !!!! Also, I would like to add that my tree survived the Vietnam War and agent orange and 95% of the roots were chewed by hungry Viet Congs, part of it was used to build Hanoi Hilton that kept John Mc Cain. Would that cost extras?

 

[vp999]

What color ?

If it's red and in the state of California I will take it.

 

[19Mateo83]

 

[yashu]

I need to show my trees at wherever this guy showed his tree, he has won several awards while I haven't won shit

It appears to be the Orange County Fair in California. Probably a little out of your way but hey, ribbons!!!

 

[ZombieNick]

It appears to be the Orange County Fair in California. Probably a little out of your way but hey, ribbons!!!

Yep, that's definitely the logo for the Orange County fair. I had no clue they had any type of gardening or bonsai show. Maybe I should look into getting some of those ribbons...

 

[TrevorLarsen]

I need to get on eBay and let them know that every single tree I have I brought back from the distant past. So all of my trees were planted 700 years ago! even though most look only 5 years or so old. Time travel makes bonsai complicated.

 

[SgtPilko]

Man, all kinds of wrong...that tree is indescribably ugly. Objectively bad in all areas, nebari, taper, movement etc. Even the pot seems to be totally cheap production. Luckily, it will never ever sell.

 

[minkes]

Just maaaybeee, but there is banana missing for comparison...

 

[MMJNICE]

I could buy several fantastic trees from Mirai for that much...

Yes but no awards tho heheheh!!