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[Bonsai Nut]

We are aware of the current poor performance of the site, and are working to improve it. Thank you for your patience.

[EDIT]We apologize again for today's performance issues. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked. The site will now return to its regularly scheduled programming.[/EDIT]

 

[irene_b]

Son, have you been main lining the egg nog?
Have you been sticking sharp metal objects in the wall plugs?
The little blue pills from the Doc really do help you!!
Mom

 

[Smoke]

Son, have you been main lining the egg nog?
Have you been sticking sharp metal objects in the wall plugs?
The little blue pills from the Doc really do help you!!
Mom

How do you know Greg takes Viagra?

Performance is good for me. Thanks, aL

 

[irene_b]

How do you know Greg takes Viagra?

Performance is good for me. Thanks, aL

So does Valium...

 

[Bonsai Nut]

You guys must not be fans of Monty Python

 

[irene_b]

You guys must not be fans of Monty Python

Is that someone on TV?

 

[Gnome]

Irene,

If you've come for an argument, that's room 12A.

Norm

 

[irene_b]

Nope not in the mood for that crap...
I like to pick on the bnut... He is a damm fine sport.

 

[Bonsai Nut]

the bnut... He is... ...damn fine...

Wow! Irene! You made my year!

 

[irene_b]

Wow! Irene! You made my year!

Damm son am I that stingy with praise?

 

[HotAction]

Irene,

If you've come for an argument, that's room 12A.

Norm

But we haven't even started arguing yet.

Dave