The best bonsai soil mix in the world ever.

[MichaelS]

My ''Nervana'' mix consists of...

1 part sand
1 part bark nuggets
1 part shredded bark
1 part soft akadama
1 part hard akadama
1 part medium akadama
1 part kanuma
1 part Chinese hill soil
1 part Chinese mountain soil
1 part shreaded sphagnum moss
1 part shreaded sheet moss
1 part volcanic sand
1 part scoria
1 part hardwood charcoal
1 part giant sequoia charcoal
1 part pumice
1 part compost
1 part vermiculite
1 part perlite
1 part rough peat
1 part fine peat
1 part Irish peat
1 part German peat
1 part sedge peat from Russia
1 part ''special peat'' from the former Czech Republic
1 part special ''magic'' volcanic sand from South Georgia Island (near Antarctica)
1 part organic Araucaria leaf mould soil from the East side of the mountain in Central Chile.
1 part black volcanic gravel from Mt Versuvius
1 part red volcanic gravel from Mt Versuvius (sub stratum)
1 part special, secret, root growth exploding ingredient.
1 part trace element mix with all elements currently know to human kind including gold, silver and platinum.
1 part diamond dust.

After blending, the mixture is blessed by an assortment of ethnic forest priests and bagged into special bags made of blonde virgin's hair.

It's definitely the best mix you can get. Anything else is a compromise.
This special mix cannot be replicated or out-done. Don't even waste your time.
I will be selling it for $599.99 per 15kg bag if anyone's interested. (and you should be!)
Special price of $1199.97 for 30 kg bags.
(ingredients listed may vary without notice - no correspondence entered into)


News flash!!!!!! NOW WITH ADDED ''GROWMIUM'' For that little extra growth stimulation.

 

[Adair M]

Someone’s had one too many Fosters!

 

[Anthony]

Not sure where this is going ?????????????????

Simplest soil mix and it works on water hating local willow ficus p
rolled fired porous earthenware spheres - x mm
plus aged compost [ less than 3 parts ]

Let the wackiness begin.
Good Day
Anthony

 

[Cypress187]

The diamond dust will increase the cost I think

 

[just.wing.it]

Pumice....if I had to pick one.

 

[sorce]

Special price of $1199.97 for 30 kg bags.

Lol!

S

 

[Dav4]

Where's the Turface?!?

 

[atlarsenal]

I’m planting in 100% diamond dust next spring!

 

[JudyB]

Damn, I had it all mixed just perfectly until the blonde virgin hair! I'm a brunette! HAHAHA

 

[Maros]

How many Japanese masters out of 10 recommend the mix? Without this information, this offer is worthless obviously.

 

[Ryceman3]

I really like the potential of this mix Mike, I think it is a good basic foundation to expand from. My only query is the absence of zeolite, otherwise most of the essentials are covered. The extra value when you buy in bulk is incredibly appealing!
@Adair M ... what’s a Foster‘s ???
?

 

[BobbyLane]

 

[petegreg]

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My ''Nervana'' mix consists of...

1 part sand
1 part bark nuggets
1 part shredded bark
1 part soft akadama
1 part hard akadama
1 part medium akadama
1 part kanuma
1 part Chinese hill soil
1 part Chinese mountain soil
1 part shreaded sphagnum moss
1 part shreaded sheet moss
1 part volcanic sand
1 part scoria
1 part hardwood charcoal
1 part giant sequoia charcoal
1 part pumice
1 part compost
1 part vermiculite
1 part perlite
1 part rough peat
1 part fine peat
1 part Irish peat
1 part German peat
1 part sedge peat from Russia
1 part ''special peat'' from the former Czech Republic
1 part special ''magic'' volcanic sand from South Georgia Island (near Antarctica)
1 part organic Araucaria leaf mould soil from the East side of the mountain in Central Chile.
1 part black volcanic gravel from Mt Versuvius
1 part red volcanic gravel from Mt Versuvius (sub stratum)
1 part special, secret, root growth exploding ingredient.
1 part trace element mix with all elements currently know to human kind including gold, silver and platinum.
1 part diamond dust.

After blending, the mixture is blessed by an assortment of ethnic forest priests and bagged into special bags made of blonde virgin's hair.

It's definitely the best mix you can get. Anything else is a compromise.
This special mix cannot be replicated or out-done. Don't even waste your time.
I will be selling it for $599.99 per 15kg bag if anyone's interested. (and you should be!)
Special price of $1199.97 for 30 kg bags.
(ingredients listed may vary without notice - no correspondence entered into)


News flash!!!!!! NOW WITH ADDED ''GROWMIUM'' For that little extra growth stimulation.

I would trust you, but there's nothing like the former Czech republic. ?

 

[Lazylightningny]

Count me in! I'll send you my cc#. Will this mix work for foemina?

 

[Lorax7]

That’s a pretty good soil mix, but I prefer a 1:1:1 mix of ion exchange resin, artisanal crushed unicorn horn, and truffula tree bark. I also use Chuck Norris’s tears as my trace element solution as I believe this is superior to superthrive.

 

[Lazylightningny]

That’s a pretty good soil mix, but I prefer a 1:1:1 mix of ion exchange resin, artisanal crushed unicorn horn, and truffula tree bark. I also use Chuck Norris’s tears as my trace element solution as I believe this is superior to superthrive.

Why Chuck Norris as opposed to Claude van Damme?

 

[sorce]

And the Ball Bearings!

#1 soil you Can't fly with!

Swordfish! Netflix!

S

 

[sorce]

Chuck Norris’s tears

You invented A time machine?

S

 

[sorce]

Chuck Norris Doesn't get Van Damned!

S

 

[Adair M]

@Adair M ... what’s a Foster‘s ???
?