The worst age

[Smoke]

Worst Age

Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man.

"You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothing'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock. No problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"


"I don't wake up until 7:00."

 

[sorce]

I don't think the BN community is going to understand or appreciate this.

Sorce

 

[M. Frary]

I don't think the BN community is going to understand or appreciate this.

Sorce

But I do. 9 more years to go before 60. I'm just hoping Depends undergarments come in the larger sizes!

 

[sorce]

But I do. 9 more years to go before 60. I'm just hoping Depends undergarments come in the larger sizes!

Horce

 

[M. Frary]

Just my size! Phewww! No worries about the future now!

 

[Dav4]

I'm in my late 40's and had my annual physical last week. Everything checked out just fine, blood pressure great, cholesterol great, etc. So, we're finishing up the appointment by talking about my percentage risk of dropping dead of a heart attack in the next decade and the Doc turns to me and asks if I need Viagra...really??? "So far so good" and "No thanks" I reply...growing old sucks.

 

[M. Frary]

Viagra

I'm a sexual tyrannosaurus!

 

[dirk hoorelbeke]

here they start giving viagra to men older then 70. One in the evening to not roll out off the bed, one in the morning to not pee on their shoes.

 

[jk_lewis]

I don't think the BN community is going to understand or appreciate this.

Sorce

You're right . . . and the "joke" is just about as old as the old folks he is -- typically -- belittling.

But then, he always struck me as some who'd laugh if an old lady slipped on a banana and broke her hip.

 

[barrosinc]

I'm a sexual tyrannosaurus!

 

[Smoke]

You're right . . . and the "joke" is just about as old as the old folks he is -- typically -- belittling.

But then, he always struck me as some who'd laugh if an old lady slipped on a banana and broke her hip.

*yawn*..... what bounces off me sticks on you. Really! Depends on the old lady...if it was Hillary Clinton, then yes I would crack up. Could her life get any worse.

 

[amcoffeegirl]

It's not any better on the lady side of the fence- getting old sucks from every angle. Hormone levels are crooked and my boobs have met gravity.- fun stuff.

 

[Smoke]

It's not any better on the lady side of the fence- getting old sucks from every angle. Hormone levels are crooked and my boobs have met gravity.- fun stuff.

Now thats a lady that I could have a beer with, thank you.

 

[amcoffeegirl]

Now thats a lady that I could have a beer with, thank you.

You're buying!

 

[Smoke]

I wouldn't have it any other way.