$100,000 Garden

Very good news buddy. Congratulations on that. Nothing beats having your own family home, and to do with whatever you want. Its that same feeling the first settlers had, after they settled down from being hunter gatherers....:p
Most important tip I can give is decide before hand which side of the raised bed is for ground planting bonsai, and which side is for vegetables. Believe me they sneak up on you once they taste their own home grown veges :D
 
Come on down to CR, lots are cheap and rules are loose. No hoa here! It doesnt snow either! Never gets below 60°or so. Growing season is... Always! I doubt your loan counts here, but you have help if you come check it out.. La Sourceres es Cubana, verdad? Y'all would fit right in..and you like fishin', perfect. The marlin are biting offshore! Snook at the beach (awesome fried)!
Are you goung to stay near where you are? Or go someplace warmer?
Sounds like wherever you go you will have help from the bnuts. Its good to have friends in low places...lol..really, its nice that you have friends all over. Cant hurt!
 
An inspection is a must-do item. It is well worth the cost. The inspector, a certified and qualified inspector, will review everything from the top of the roof all the way to the base floor. The inspector presents you with a long list of the condition of everything. You determine if the home and the repair total are what you're interested in buying. Walk away if you're just not sure. It's better to walk than buy a mountain of repairs.

Rent this movie and watch it: The Money Pit. Tom Hanks is one of the staring actors. Great home buying movie.

Hidden element. Septic system if applicable.
 
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Thanks so much all!

@eferguson1974
She wants it warm...but not quite yet...
Maybe when we have real bonsai...
I will come down!

Sorce
 
And of course we are going to want you to include a "guest room", "outdoor entertainment area', "game room with big screen" and an "indoor hobby or planting area would be nice". I have had four homes and numerous rental properties, all of the above advice is good but there is something that trumps all of the advice. You will know the place when you see it. Something inside of you will just go "ahhhh, you know this just feels right" then do your investigative work to back up your feeling. Don't make a job out of it and enjoy the whole experience. Good luck and if you have a question, like I said we are all here to give you advice, then just like with everyone's trees, take the advice or leave it.
 
Something inside of you will just go "ahhhh, you know this just feels right"
Yeah thats when you know. My wife does real estate and often sees it. Someone comes through a open home and without going through the whole place, they just know this is the one for them... the Boom Boom she calls it ;)
 
just feels right

I'm pretty sure the one that "feels right" is gonna be the one without water dripping on my noggin!

I'm going for a yard with full sun..
And a solid structure....

The rest is getting Sorced.

Hand grenades and dirtbags!
Lol....

Ice T said....
By the time I got my house I knew what kind of shit I wanted in it cuz I spent so much time robbing nice houses...

It's kind of like that with me except I was delivering TVs not stealing them!

I will surely post progressions!

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Sorce
 
It's gonna have a crappy lil house on it.

But it will be MY Crappy lil house!

You all know I been getting kicked out...trying to find a place....
Almost went and rented.....
Glad that got effed!

I got approved for the "American Dream"!

Too frigging excited!

I don't know anything about the home buying process...

Any advice welcome!

Dirtbags and Squirrel Chasing!

Sorce

P.S. You are all welcome to visit my Garden when it's ready!

Congrats, advice! Start with a good whiskey.
 
So.......

She wasn't prepared to live in the woods all summer while we wait to close.....

But.....

We're renting a house with some giant space.

Gotta bouta 10x20 ft garden bed in the back, with a good chunk of sun.
And a spot next to the garage that also gets good sun, with a trellis up already to put a shade cloth if necessary...

Front has a large plot too.

And I got the go ahead to do Whatever...

It's fully on.

I'm not posting before pics till the afters come.

Plenty of Space for Lance's tent .....

And you are all still welcome to swing by...
Just let me know!

Burgers and Steaks.....
Whiskey and GOOD beer.
Not Miller Fucking lite!

Oh....and I'm renting from a Nice, polite, honest and trusting Chinese lady....
Not like the Slumlord I been renting from and the douche mean ass Polak landlord who yells at the kids.

Get to keep the dog and fish too!

Mad excited!

Sorce
 
NICE!!!
Is it the
" STINKY OLD CHINESE LADY"?????
I have been looking for her!
She does AMAZING mini mame in Lincoln Park.
I got this pot from her.image.jpegSo is it time for some new trees yet?!?
And yes she is known as the stinky Chinese lady.
Like Opium and BO!
 
Is it the
" STINKY OLD CHINESE LADY"?????

Lol....no!

But I'll keep a nose out for her!

I got a yew dug and replanted at her brothers....maybe some airlayers....
Maybe some Craig's list shit.....

No $!

But my Linden is growing there...and There is a fat chunk a funk ass mulberry in the neighbors fence!

Sorce
 
Congrats sorce. Best wishes to you and your family in your new home
 
You and the Sor
Thanks so much all!

@eferguson1974
She wants it warm...but not quite yet...
Maybe when we have real bonsai...
I will come down!

Sorce
You and the Sorceres and Sorcecitos are muy bienvenidos! If y'all come to stay, I would me happy to help. Or just vacationing. Id love to meet some fellow bnutters, and you are b nuts for sure! Or just nuts. Youll fit right in!
 
So.......

She wasn't prepared to live in the woods all summer while we wait to close.....

But.....

We're renting a house with some giant space.

Gotta bouta 10x20 ft garden bed in the back, with a good chunk of sun.
And a spot next to the garage that also gets good sun, with a trellis up already to put a shade cloth if necessary...

Front has a large plot too.

And I got the go ahead to do Whatever...

It's fully on.

I'm not posting before pics till the afters come.

Plenty of Space for Lance's tent .....

And you are all still welcome to swing by...
Just let me know!

Burgers and Steaks.....
Whiskey and GOOD beer.
Not Miller Fucking lite!

Oh....and I'm renting from a Nice, polite, honest and trusting Chinese lady....
Not like the Slumlord I been renting from and the douche mean ass Polak landlord who yells at the kids.

Get to keep the dog and fish too!

Mad excited!

Sorce

I log in so I could like this post... NOT miller... hahhahahaha
 
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