Anti-Fiddle Techniques...

[CWTurner]

The only things I know about Cajuns come from watching Deliverence and Swamp People.

Ever seen Sothern Comfort? About an unarmed Nation Guard squad who get into it with some swamp people.
CW

 

[thumblessprimate1]

Try a Japanese quince. They can handle your fiddling.

 

[M. Frary]

Stradivarius takes a lot of fiddling.

 

[jomawa]

Only if you like green ones.

If you want that permanent leafless look, don't water.