I want to hear more arguments ..Bonsai Humor Thread No. 2

[PastryBaker]

Bonsai is such a calming and meditative hobby....lol

 

[leatherback]

Bonsai is such a calming and meditative hobby....lol

never repotted 20+ trees in a day?

 

[shohin_branches]

never repotted 20+ trees in a day?

I have this bad habit of clenching my jaw when I'm repotting. The inevitable day that 20 deciduous all need repotting right away and I finally stop clenching my jaw is rough. I wonder if my dentist can make me a special bonsai mouth guard

 

[leatherback]

I wonder if my dentist can make me a special bonsai mouth guard

I have one for nights..
Don't ask me about my daytime stress causing my to ruin my teeth in my sleep..

 

[shohin_branches]

Don't ask me about my daytime stress causing my to ruin my teeth in my sleep..

That's like pointing at a button and asking me to not push it

 

[blackadam]

this is dirt cheap and hot water fit

calming and meditative hobby

reading about bonsai , watching nice trees pictures or even big trees in local park (and my "tree" ofc) actually makes me bit more calm
probably gonna get bit more nervous when i get my first cherry

 

[shohin_branches]

View attachment 608910 this is dirt cheap and hot water fit

I get amnesia and try these every decade but they're way too big for my physically tiny mouth. I tend to rip them out while I'm asleep.

 

[blackadam]

I used this because i literally crushed some teeth from clenching in the past , helped me a lot

 

[leatherback]

this is dirt cheap and hot water fit

My dentist did a 3D scan of my teeth and they were subsequently made-to-fit.
Cost 150$. That is cheaper than teeth-replacement.

 

[blackadam]

replacement awaits me from another issues - chemicals, sand and heavy smoking
those crushed was repaired by dentist and they still are in place

 

[Rambles]

You don't need to tie your tree down in the pot.

...

Are you a squirrel? This sounds like a post a squirrel would make

 

[leatherback]

Are you a squirrel? This sounds like a post a squirrel would make

Bit of a paradox when a frox starts calling a forest stand a squirrel on a bonsai forum.

 

[stubmle]

My dentist did a 3D scan of my teeth and they were subsequently made-to-fit.
Cost 150$. That is cheaper than teeth-replacement.

Once again I am envious of Euro healthcare... mine wanted $800 for it... AFTER insurance!!

 

[Zac]

I've found things are often cheaper if you don't have insurance. Insurance is just a scam

 

[BrianBay9]

Are you a squirrel? This sounds like a post a squirrel would make

Ok there's a thought to pursue. What kind of post would a squirrel make?

"Keep more thin-barked trees. Mostly maples, yeah, maples. I promise I won't chew on them"

 

[stubmle]

I've found things are often cheaper if you don't have insurance. Insurance is just a scam

I won't say you're wrong, but in this case it's mostly due to a change in management. My old dentist sold his practice to a corporate management firm. Seem like everything went up 4x in price overnight. Of course EVERYTHING is stupidly expensive now, not just medical stuff, even compared to just 3-5 years ago...

 

[Paradox]

Are you a squirrel? This sounds like a post a squirrel would make

Do you have squirrels pulling your trees out of their pots?
Otherwise...huh?

 

[Rambles]

Do you have squirrels pulling your trees out of their pots?
Otherwise...huh?

They certainly try

 

[BrianBay9]

They certainly try

"Never tie down a tree. It gets in the way of burying the acorns" - squirrel

 

[Desert O'Piñon]

"Never tie down a tree. It gets in the way of burying the acorns" - squirrel

"Always tie down your squirrels. It keeps them from uprooting your acorns."