Great Bonsai Quotes

Dav4

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"Watching soccer is much more enjoyable then this". From my recently deceased father in law who played professional soccer in England over 50 years ago and couldn't understand why I spent so much time with my trees. He was a true original...R.I.P. Pete.
 

JudyB

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Take the wire off the day before it cuts into the bark.

Or,

Thats an "interesting" tree.
 

coh

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"Whack it off!" - Dennis Makishima,International Bonsai Colloquium, 2013
 

leatherback

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Hm.. Very one-sided branching, make it windswept
Very straight and uninteresting: Make a raft
 

mcpesq817

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"Are you an optimist or a pessimist?" -- Larry Jackel when hearing a branch crack during styling.
 

carp

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"every tree has its lizard" - ed trout

"When you tell people how to pronounce bonsai you say "the first part is bone- like a bone in your body. The second part is sigh, that sound Charlie Brown makes when he's melancholy. Or, at least in my case, it's the sound my wife makes when I slip it in, usually with a smile on her face. A bone sigh." - adam lavigne
 

milehigh_7

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My favorite:
"There are people who have done bonsai for thirty years, and people who have done bonsai for one year, thirty times over."
-Peter Warren

Well I fall more into the second category so I guess I could have done my Box Store entry in the beginner category. :(
 

sorce

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Lol Judy ! Lolololol !

Sorce
 

Djtommy

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If you're not killing trees, your not trying hard enough..

Dont remember who said it
 

johng

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If you're not killing trees, your not trying hard enough..

Dont remember who said it

There was a quote here a while back...don't remember who that reminds me of yours...
...Dead trees are the tuition costs in learning bonsai...(not exact but same idea)
 

johng

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Again not an exact quote but...

It is important before bending azalea branches to massage the branch...CRACK!! - Arthur Joura
 

lieuz

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I personally love this quote, it's not about bonsai but it does refer to garden which could be anything plant related.

A woman and a garden are both incredibly similar, it's said that "a garden is a grand teacher. It teaches patience and careful watchfulness; it teaches industry and thrift; above all, it teaches entire trust." - Gertrude Jekyll
 

Gene Deci

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Two I liked that I heard from people at shows.

This from a young man taking pictures (mostly selfies) with his cell phone: "Look. They have wired branches onto some of those trees!"

And my favorite from a ten or eleven year old girl to her mother as they first entered the display area: "OH WOW. THOSE ARE SO COOL!"
 
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