thats what I love about you Rock, playing the devils advocate from a logical, well thought out, seemingly unbiased standpoint, with cited relevant research backing your insight and opinions. good stuff, it does make sense.
I think though in this case, applied to container gardening, this argument may have a few holes. I think smoke's article did address the issue regarding the new age bonsai practices of inorganic mixes. and I think his main point was that humic acid increases the the ability for a container grown plant to respond to foliar feeding, and the main point being exactly that, the lack of organic materials containing humic acid, and pointed to the magic akadama, and how it does contain humic acids, something about how the humic acid works with the roots to uptake nutes better from the leaves and roots. and humic is best given in small doses, often, say every watering, to coat the roots knowing the substrate is unable to hold the humic. in regards to me personally why im quickly sold on the magic acid, I like to add fir bark to my mix, which may be bad idk, but I think helps retain nutes better, adam levien has a nice write up on his blog about the CEC properties of varies soil ingredients, but my idea is the fir bark will hold the humic more as well. heres a link to the product i plan to purchase, its a much cheaper random shot than the rhiztonic at least.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0088NC7FC/ref=ox_sc_act_title_3?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=A1I0HX534SI4W3