I am suprised that you list being busy and lazy as the reason for not doing what you speculated though. I guess a sign of our times.
It was humor

I assumed that the first thing someone would ask is - if you think you could sell these trees for a profit, why don't you? Once you get to know me first hand you would describe me as the least lazy person you ever met. Since I tend to have a low opinion of lazy people, I call myself lazy
I agree with everything ELSE you wrote though

One of my other hobbies is that I buy and show koi. I buy most of my koi from an auction site direct from breeders in Japan. I get top quality fish at prices that are about 50% of what I would pay at retail in Southern California. At the same time, I see koi listed and sold on eBay that are very low quality. The sellers of these koi describe them as "select" or "show quality" when they are anything but. However they still sell at (to me) very high prices for their quality standard.
It reminds me of the origins of GIA certification for diamonds. Back in the early 1900's there were many diamond dealers of questionable reputation, and diamonds were often listed as "A" "B" or "C" quality, with no necessary agreement about what those terms meant. Most often, diamonds were declared as "A" quality regardless of their true value, so that they could be sold to an un-informed public for a premium. When GIA was formed in the 1930's their color standard started with "D" (colorless) so that their grading system would not be confused with the old-fashioned system.
What we need is an international "GIA" for bonsai so that each tree comes with its own "quality certificate". Instead of the 4-C's of diamonds, we could have the 4-S's:
Species (rarity and general difficulty of the tree to obtain and grow successfully)
Strength (general health and well-being of the tree, and its observable strength)
Styling (technical aspects of development, styling, and finish)
Spirit (the qualitative "art" aspect of the tree - its force and ability to generate an emotional response)
Tongue firmly inserted in cheek

Bonsai is an art form, and I don't think you can quantitively "grade" a bonsai any more than you can "grade" a poem. However... standards DO exist, especially for shows, and it is an interesting thing to contemplate. Bonsai as a commodity... hmmmm....
I'll take 4 "AAAA" japanese black pines please - what is the current price on the exchange?
