That's actually funny, I laughed a little bit, kudos on the joke....
But thanks for answering the question....
Your party controls 5 out of 50 states (57 states if you're Obama).
Your party has never been this week for about 100 years....
Your party has lost some 1200 elected seats since Hussein Obama began his reign of anti-Americanism....
The glory days are over, Barry failed you.
Get over it.....
You guys are such poor losers....
Maybe if kids weren't given participation trophies for losing tee ball and soccer games, these modern democrats would be able to show some grace in a loss, but they don't know how to lose....thanks coach.
Man, you are so right!
We Democrats just don't know how to loose... You Sir, just figured out the Greatest Mystery of the Modern Age... You clearly are freaking Sherlock Holmes returned from the Grave! And you really should pat yourself on the back and sit down for a nice glass of Warm Milk and Cookies, after figuring out all this Smart stuff and all...
US dumb Libtards clearly had it wrong, and and if only someone smart like you had come around, you know... with your "Alternative Facts" in all... clearly we wouldn't be in the mess we are in.
See, we all just thought we were behaving just as you and the Right had done... you know, like, perhaps the past 8 years???
Obstructionist
Making Obama a one term Prez.
Spending Millions of Tax Payer Dollars on Endless, Useless Hearings over Benghazi, Fast and the Furious, Obama Care, Clinton Emails... you know the important stuff.
Refusing to put bills on the Floor of the House, Refusing to actually address issues, Even refusing to Declare War on ISIS and Fund it! But blaming Obama for not doing enough... Deciding to Take Pretty much the Whole Year Off, yet still getting Paid?
Not even giving a Vote for Obama's Pick for Supreme Court!
See... US Libtards are so stupid, we decided to take a page from How you on the Right decided to Act. We are so dumb, we figured it was kind of Payback time? And mistakenly thought we had the Right to Act like you had. In fact, being the Crazy Woop-de-doo that I am... I even contacted Every Single Democrat that I could and told them... That if they Expect to Get Any Further Vote From Me... they wouldn't give the Freaking Orange Umpa-Lumpa an Inch! And I have a funny feeling a lot of other Libtards did as well! In fact I encourage them too...
How's That for being a, What did You Call It?
Oh, Yeah. .. a Sore Losser?
If I were smart like you... I would probably just sit back and enjoy the ride... might want to put your seat belt on though... have a funny feeling it is going to get Quite Bumpy!
But this is what the Smart People wanted Right? I mean their Cake and being able to Eat it Too? To be able to Act like A-holes, but not allow anyone else too? I mean to Hell with the rest of America... as long as people like yourself get to sit back and fart on that comfy recliner you own. And talk about how hard your life is... how Imagrants are taking your job, and how you have to pay higher health care bills, which I don't even have... and talk shit about Muslims, just because you think you are superior and your God is the One and Only God... even though you haven't even ever talked too, or known someone who is Muslim. Grabbing Someone's Pussy, Black Kids being All Thugs, and Pumping Out Babies to Get Welfare... Mexicans are Rapist, Gang Bangers, Drug Dealers... Liberals just Wanting Free Shit, and Being lazy... And Trump having the Right to Not Be Questioned?
Do I have it Right?
Reality Drop!