Sea Green Juniper

[sorce]

Sorce you know I consider you a friend, but sometimes you go off in these post that I have no idea what the heck you are talking about. I am sure others are left in the intellectual dust of theae posts as well. If your goal is to be cryptic and esoteric you are succeeding. Good job????

Sorry!

I feel bad for even having to think it...

But I thought @Stickroot may have thought I was riding him for not sending me the root rake he offered for holding that contest.

But it was a kind and thoughtful gesture I wasn't expecting anyway...
So I wouldn't care if he had to change new baby diapers till 2033 and it got lost in the mail till 2034!

I am still super greatful!

I'm not gonna lie though....
I been looking forward to holding it...
Smelling it, dragging it's beautiful stainless finish across the Duff of my Nugos....
Licking the still wet fish emulsion off of the sexy twisted metal...
And, if the opportunity should arise....

Jam it in a God Damn squirrel and stretch his little pelt over it to dry!



Beautiful!

The other motive....

Effing with Rick till he realizes this ain't true!

Maybe I'm just not liked around here.

Sorce

 

[Vance Wood]

I don't know what Rick's problem is? I liked the guy, then he moved to Texas, then he moved off my Radar. Now all I hear is second hand communications.

 

[sorce]

I don't know what Rick's problem is? I liked the guy, then he moved to Texas, then he moved off my Radar. Now all I hear is second hand communications.

I imagine swamp Ass has a bit more lengthy season down there...

At 90f thru June...it's a Bitch up here too...

But I imagine for another month or 2 down there...

My communications may all be second hand too...

As I will have hired a professional Ass wiper, who will be required to do My speaking....

Because all I would be able to do is string cuss words together like popcorn on a Xmas tree.

Sorce