Win a Haiku contest, judged by my studly cousin Rob, win a pot!

[TinyArt]

Forget winning the pot, what do I have to do to win your studly cousin Rob...with the cat ????

Hmm... Competition!

@HorseloverFat
If I win, how 'bout the lot --
Studly Rob, cat, pot!

 

[vp999]

Hmm... Competition!

@HorseloverFat
If I win, how 'bout the lot --
Studly Rob, cat, pot!

Suddenly...Studly Rob is trending...

 

[TinyArt]

Suddenly...Studly Rob is trending...

The promised 15 minutes of fame!

 

[ShadyStump]

Cat Man Studly Rob
He knows not what he does here
He judges date nights

 

[QuantumSparky]

Of Earth, now is kept
in loving embrace of coil.
Bow to me, my love...

 

[BrightsideB]

My words can form images,
And wherever you are,
There you’ll be
Lol

 

[Shogun610]

Today is present
Yesterday casts a shadow
Tomorrow future

 

[Shogun610]

Crystalline knowledge
Sages sympathize foolish
Foolish blind to fact

 

[Shogun610]

Flatulence is gas
Chemical compounds of waste
Lingering is smell

 

[Shogun610]

Matrix of space time
Time is the fourth dimension
Expansion of light

 

[Shogun610]

Pineal third eye
Separation of spirit
Interwoven life

 

[Shogun610]

Contagion expelled
Mind expels cancerous thought
Immunity born

 

[Shogun610]

Prometheus clay
Crucible of creation
Vitrified vessel

 

[Woocash]

Yellow banana
slowly turns brown in the sun
now time to make cake

 

[Woocash]

modest beginnings
Minuscule kernel sprouts hope
time makes lord above all

 

[Woocash]

A Quercus robur
lone sentinel standing proud
more worth than a man

 

[caffeinated]

trees and solitude
meditation in the woods
my shoes make fart sounds

 

[QuantumSparky]

Matrix of space time
Time is the fourth dimension
Expansion of light

SiR, LiGHt iS qUaNTiZeD

 

[HorseloverFat]

SiR, LiGHt iS qUaNTiZeD

Depends how you measure!

 

[QuantumSparky]

Depends how you measure!

Don't fight me on this topic