How you know you are a bonsai addict...

[sorce]

I have a camera trained on the trees so I can tell if they're being watered even when I'm not there...
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Sick view!

Love the poles!

Sorce

 

[M. Frary]

Ahh, the lovely high obtained from microscopic silica.

Puts a little spring in your step!

 

[J. Adrian]

When the police initially think your freshly collected topiary in the back seat, with bags to keep the soil and spiders off your upholstery, is actually a dead hooker.

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too funny. is that what happened?

 

[CWTurner]

When you take the train into town for jury duty, and make yourself motion sick checking all the potential bonsai going by in the right-of-way.
CW

 

[thumblessprimate1]

When you read broccoli, you read it in WP's voice.

 

[coh]

The guy working in the produce department at the local store looks just like Walter Pall. Coincidence?

 

[ghues]

When your wife tells you "you need therapy"..... or is she just jealous of all the time you give your trees instead of her....difficult balancing act lol.

 

[sorce]

When after visiting 8 depots you return to the first and reckognize your previous pawing prints in a Mugo pine!

Then leaving realize you have spent $125 on boxwood already this year!

They're dope though!

And the last $50 was my returned hose and reel!

Sorce

 

[Underdog]

When you build a 1500 gallon pond to have a cool place for your trees to hang out? Wife knows I'm over the edge and just shrugs at me. Looks nice dear...

 

[Carol 83]

When you spend more $ on here than Amazon.

 

[watchndsky]

when people think the back part of your yard is a pot farm because of your japanese maple grow out area

 

[petegreg]

When your wife picks up a new refrigerator that is 10 inches taller than old one and your life gets miserable because you need a chair to water the trees put on the top of that stupid cooling thing...

 

[J. Adrian]

Ninja collecting-when your neighbors are curious about what you do at night sneaking into the yard with stuff to avoid having to bring in during the day and get caught by wife.

 

[quietobserver]

I forgot about the Daisy Dukes picture.
Looks like there's even a little camel toe.

Moose knuckles on that one...

 

[KiwiPlantGuy]

My wife uses our new security cameras on our house to monitor when I bring home trees or when a pot arrives in the mail. No more sneaking stuff through the back gate...

When my wife and daughter have guessing games as to how many trees have I bought today. One said 2, other said 4, ohsorry dear - I bought 7 lol

 

[J. Adrian]

when people think the back part of your yard is a pot farm because of your japanese maple grow out area

too funny, can relate though!

 

[Wilson]

When you lose sleep after hearing from the nursery arborist that they threw out 3 mature pitch pines. Only to call him in the morning to find out where they ditched them, ask him to go get them back so you can buy all 3. Left site early today to go pick them up!

 

[M. Frary]

When you consider digging shrubs up at a church.
At night.

 

[barrosinc]

When you consider digging shrubs up at a church.
At night.

better than a cemetery https://www.bonsainut.com/threads/cemetary-azelea.23252/

 

[M. Frary]

better than a cemetery https://www.bonsainut.com/threads/cemetary-azelea.23252/

But he has permission.
I don't.
And I won't do it but there are some nice trees at the churches around here.