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Just in time for the holidays, I have prepared a new form to fill out and send to someone who cares.

I think the form is self explanatory.

If still in doubt whether this form is for you, there is a toll free number for help.

1-800 U-R an IDIOT
 

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I like this Smoke, I think that some should really fill it out. As a side note, I have been following your tridents on your blog and I have been trying your techniques; I need some advice. Should I PM you or post it here?

Thanks,

John O. Lee
 
I like this Smoke, I think that some should really fill it out. As a side note, I have been following your tridents on your blog and I have been trying your techniques; I need some advice. Should I PM you or post it here?

Thanks,

John O. Lee
A pm is good but pictures are a pain. Maybe start a new thread, there are some others that have great advice also.
 
Al, I was not quite certain whether or not the form may be useful for me so I called the number you supplied, I must have dialed it wrong (7 times) or maybe its out of service now? :eek:


ed
 
Al, I was not quite certain whether or not the form may be useful for me so I called the number you supplied, I must have dialed it wrong (7 times) or maybe its out of service now? :eek:


ed

The same people that run the phone service are working on an insurance web site. I was informed it should work for "most users". Try off peak hours.
 
Al,
Excellent work.
Although I'm not sure about the "two beers are not enough" comment.
Two beers really are not enough.
Chris
 
I just sent this to my boyfriend/ex bf depending on the day? Thanks
 
In case of questions fill out the back with explanations for all answers on side one..
 
Even so, at least it's lighthearted and not bickering.

I called the number. They told me to mail a check.


I'll let everyone know how much the check was when I get it. Maybe I will get enough to buy another bag of akadama, I have to start making soil this week. Lots of sifting to do, repotting starts in about 45 days.
 
I'll let everyone know how much the check was when I get it. Maybe I will get enough to buy another bag of akadama, I have to start making soil this week. Lots of sifting to do, repotting starts in about 45 days.

Which of your trees do you start repotting mid January?
 
Which of your trees do you start repotting mid January?

He meant repotting as in 45 days he will have to replenish his stash of ganga, why do you think he goes by " Smoke " ?
:D

ed
 
I thought we were going to see a pic of Al in a superhero suit and cape.

Kinda disappointed...
 
I thought we were going to see a pic of Al in a superhero suit and cape.

Kinda disappointed...
That just reminded me...If smoke didnt scare anyone off the forum with that thong pic, I think those of us still here will be ok. Haha
 
I'll let everyone know how much the check was when I get it. Maybe I will get enough to buy another bag of akadama, I have to start making soil this week. Lots of sifting to do, repotting starts in about 45 days.

I can't believe you could get a whiner to shell out $500...
 
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